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Don't have a wedding to put your dog in? Then just gather some his friends and throw your own.
Dog lover Martha Stewart's latest turn at canine couture for her eponymous Petsmart collection brings us to wedding season, with tiny tuxes and dresses for the smallest of dogs and collars to accommodate larger sizes. We gathered up some of New York's pupparazzi—that is, the dogs of Instagram accounts @mrssizzle, @nyyankeedog, @readyyfreddie, @ellabeanthedog, @mightylittlelion, @louis_reginald, and @nuggetdog_nyc—to model in their very own wedding.
Without further ado, "I thee woof."
Looks like someone is getting cold paws.
Wedding squad. From left: Shaggy wears the bow tie collar, $9.09 (Shoes, Shaggy's own); Simba wears the wedding bow collar, $9.09. Ella Bean and Pippin wear the bridesmaid dress, $13.99 (Beaded collar, Ella Bean's own).
Nugget, a distinguished wedding guest.
Reminder: Weddings are a great place to meet single, stylish, Yankee fans (even if the dress code requires them to remove baseball caps).
The Sizzle sisters found the dresses—now they're just looking for grooms.
Okay, one's set...
...and now the other! (Necktie courtesy of Louis)
Boys on the prowl.
Whatchu doing messing up my selfie, Nugget?
It looks like we may have a bridezilla on our hands...
When you've been dancing all night and your shoes are killing you...
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