Amal 'The Most Woman' Clooney Is Columbia's Newest Professor

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Amal Clooney, human rights lawyer, evening glove wearer, possessor of trophy husband, and all-around Most Woman is adding another impossibly remarkable achievement to her resume: This spring, she'll be a visiting professor at Columbia Law School, Page Six reports. What does this mean? First, it means that you must quit whatever, lesser job you currently hold and apply to the school immediately. Second, it means that we'll be seeing Amal Clooney in NYC all spring long and OMFG ZSDJFKsdsdfDKDSK32KFLK.

"It is an honor to be invited as a visiting professor at Columbia Law School alongside such a distinguished faculty and talented student pool," said Amal, living goddess, knower of all laws, and probable fancy pen owner, in a statement released by the school. "I look forward to getting to know the next generation of human rights advocates studying here."