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Have we not done enough for you, Mr. and Mrs. Carter? We picked out your baby gifts and brought you a detailed shopping itinerary, and yet you're still making plans to decamp to Los Angeles. Yes, it's easier to be vegan there, and the weather is infinitely better. But you just made your own vegan meal plan to be used anywhere, and are already really good at winter.
Oh well, at least you have enough Brooklyn Nets gear to sustain fond memories of our once-shared city long after you're gone. Just promise us you'll never forget where you're from.
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