While it's still up for debate whether 2014 was the year of the butt or the year of the nipple, 2015 appears to be leaning toward the former, thanks to this ass-themed dance party debuting in Williamsburg next weekend. Everyone: Prepare your derrieres for Asslands, a "booty and bass dance party."
Next Friday, January 23rd, the organizers behind those awesome Robyn parties at Glasslands (RIP) are bringing their, erm, assets to Cameo Gallery, playing the music of noted ass-havers Beyoncé, J. Lo, and Nicki Minaj, as well as disco and "that one Fatboy Slim song," according to Brokelyn. You might want to start working on your twerk now.
· Dance Party Celebrating All Things Ass Coming to Williamsburg [Brokelyn]
· Was 2014 the Year of the Butt or the Year of the Nipple? [Racked]