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It's 2014—have you forgotten you're supposed to have moved to Brooklyn by now? If you're feeling totally left out from all your Kings County friends gushing over lunch places in Cobble Hill and artisanal mustard, Laura Kosann at The New Potato shares your ennui. In this spot-on sketch, 'Tribeca-adjacent' Kosann laments the Brooklyn-ization (read: plaid top, military boots, mason jar) of her sister Danielle. Bonus: Rebecca Minkoff talks homemade almond milk. [TNP]