Alexander Wang's Marble Surfboards Star in Menacing Video

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Alexander Wang's marble surfboards are currently the stars of his Soho flagship, taking up prime real estate in The Cage. And now they're the stars of their own film, too.

In the designer's just-released 55-second clip, we're treated to a black and white nightmare montage of oozing black liquid, roiling waves, jagged rocks, and birds ducking for cover as the sentient surfboards approach.

Who wants to go swimming?
· Alexander Wang [Official Site]
· Vital Alexander Wang Cage News: There Are Marble Surfboards [Racked NY]