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Model: Lightning
Broadway Inspiration: Heathers
Shame Level: Nonexistent.
This chill little guy is NOT AT ALL PERTURBED by wearing a sweater. Perhaps because it's cashmere? -
Model: Q
Broadway Inspiration: The Phantom of the Opera
Shame Level: Slight.
Is she sleeping? Or merely closing her eyes so she won't have to face the public while suffering the indig - Aerial view!
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Model: Lily
Broadway Inspiration: Mamma Mia!
Shame Level: Mild.
"Let's never speak of this again." - A shot of the beautiful bride's gown.
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Model: Cody
Broadway Inspiration: Rock of Ages
Shame Level: Moderate.
"I was told there would be treats." - Sigh.
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Model: Tigger
Broadway Inspiration: Rock of Ages
Shame Level: Considerable.
"Let's just...not tell the dog about this, okay?" -
Model: Daisy
Broadway Inspiration: Matilda
Shame Level: Palpable.
We witnessed Daisy being whisked away for a time out after taking a few swipes at an onlooker. Girl was OVER IT. -
Model: R2D2
Broadway Inspiration: The Phantom of the Opera
Shame Level: High.
This grumpy little Phantom didn't want to wear his cape. - But he did gamely pose in his mask before swatting it away.
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Model: Zeus
Broadway Inspiration: Wicked
Shame Level: Acute.
"Humiliation engulfs me." -
Model: Milo
Broadway Inspiration: Legally Blonde
Shame Level: Intense.
Much like Elle Woods, Milo is friends with a Chihuahua IRL! Unlike Elle Woods, he doesn't really think pink is h -
Model: Ferrara
Broadway Inspiration: Chicago
Shame Level: EXTREME.
LOOK AT THIS DIVA! - Giving us the side-eye.
- Okay! We get it! No flashes.
- "That's right. Back away."
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BONUS CAT MODEL: Tara the Hero Cat!
Tara doesn't need to wear clothes, because she is a True American Hero. She also has an agent, in case you were wondering. - Tara not wearing clothes. Like a boss.