Stunning Cat Fashion Show Models, In Order of Shame

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• Model: Lightning
  Broadway Inspiration: Heathers
  Shame Level: Nonexistent.
  
  This chill little guy is NOT AT ALL PERTURBED by wearing a sweater. Perhaps because it's cashmere?
• Model: Q
  Broadway Inspiration: The Phantom of the Opera
  Shame Level: Slight.
  
  Is she sleeping? Or merely closing her eyes so she won't have to face the public while suffering the indig
• Aerial view!
• Model: Lily
  Broadway Inspiration: Mamma Mia!
  Shame Level: Mild.
  
  "Let's never speak of this again."
• A shot of the beautiful bride's gown.
• Model: Cody
  Broadway Inspiration: Rock of Ages
  Shame Level: Moderate.
  
  "I was told there would be treats."
• Sigh.
• Model: Tigger
  Broadway Inspiration: Rock of Ages
  Shame Level: Considerable.
  
  "Let's just...not tell the dog about this, okay?"
• Model: Daisy
  Broadway Inspiration: Matilda
  Shame Level: Palpable.
  
  We witnessed Daisy being whisked away for a time out after taking a few swipes at an onlooker. Girl was OVER IT.
• Model: R2D2
  Broadway Inspiration: The Phantom of the Opera
  Shame Level: High.
  
  This grumpy little Phantom didn't want to wear his cape.
• But he did gamely pose in his mask before swatting it away.
• Model: Zeus
  Broadway Inspiration: Wicked
  Shame Level: Acute.
  
  "Humiliation engulfs me."
• Model: Milo
  Broadway Inspiration: Legally Blonde
  Shame Level: Intense.
  
  Much like Elle Woods, Milo is friends with a Chihuahua IRL! Unlike Elle Woods, he doesn't really think pink is h
• Model: Ferrara
  Broadway Inspiration: Chicago
  Shame Level: EXTREME.
  
  LOOK AT THIS DIVA!
• Giving us the side-eye.
• Okay! We get it! No flashes.
• "That's right. Back away."
• BONUS CAT MODEL: Tara the Hero Cat!
  
  Tara doesn't need to wear clothes, because she is a True American Hero. She also has an agent, in case you were wondering.
• Tara not wearing clothes. Like a boss.

If there's one thing cats hate more than baths and vacuum cleaners, it's wearing clothes. But sometimes, that's the price you have to pay to achieve Grumpy-Cat-levels of fame. This weekend, New York City's most stunning kitty model hopefuls gathered at the Algonquin Hotel to face off in a Broadway-themed cat fashion show, the proceeds of which went to benefit animal rescue organizations. Click through to see the little fuzzballs, in order of their costume-induced shame.

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