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Vogue doesn't have any "How to Dress for a Shoplifting Spree" guides—you just have to wear what feels right. And right, to the two stylish criminals who stole more than $58,000 worth of clothes from three Upper East Side boutiques over the course of three months, means jaunty caps, asymmetrical knits, and blanket scarves. While the duo is still anonymous and at large, the real mystery is: Why do they even need more clothes at all?
On October 26th, the pair walked into Fivestory (pictured above), where the woman took $15,400 worth of clothes into the changing room, then walked out, DNAinfo reports.
Then, on November 5th, they stole $10,500 worth of clothes from Intermix on Madison Avenue, and just last Thursday afternoon, they took $33,000 in merchandise from Roberto Cavalli.
If you have any information about the thieves, tell the police—but if you have any information about where their outfits are from, tell us.
· Stylish Duo Steals Nearly $60K in Clothes From UES Boutiques, Police Say [DNAinfo]
· Crimes of Fashion [Racked NY]