Day-to-day responsibilities include administrative tasks such as research, assisting with clerical and office work, and writing select posts. The pay shall be zero dollars and some drink (proper ID req'd); the hours, flexible; the glory, total; the possibility for the job to grow into an even better opportunity, plausible. Applicants be forewarned that there's a chance that we will force you to get dressed up and go to fashion shows and parties. If you're interested, send an email to email@example.com with a brief description of yourself and your interest in the gig. Applicants must live in or in commuting distance to New York City.
We're looking for someone who knows his/her way around Photoshop and gallery building, with an expertise in infographs and collages. Pay, hours, and the obligatory partying are the same as the above. Email firstname.lastname@example.org with a brief description of yourself and your interest in the position. No attachments, please. If we like what we see, we'll get back to you quickly.