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Last week, we published an open call looking for the best (aka the worst) wedding horror stories. After sifting through the entries, we've picked the one that we think epitomizes the ultimate shitshow. Read it below.
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I recently attended a wedding at which the father of the groom planned an "interesting" surprise for his son. Apparently, the two have always shared a love of Howard Stern. In the middle of the father of the groom's speech, he introduced a special guest: none other than Howard Stern!
Howard, or should I say the impersonator, proceeded to take the mic and perform about twenty minutes of awful, lewd standup. Needless to say, the bride ran out of the room crying, and everyone else, well, got drunk.
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