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Speaking of the Upper East Side, Daily Intelligencer has rounded up the six most absurd quotes from a DNAinfo article on how uptown residents are putting temporary tattoos on their dogs. Perhaps the best: "Dogs are like humans, and when they accessorize they get attention. A pink dog does not know it's pink, but when people are smiling and taking pictures, it gets attention ... So, a dog likes to get tattoos." [DI]