Watch Football With Hanky Panky; See Shaq Talk to Vegetables

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KIPS BAY—Looking for a place to watch college football this weekend and intimately show off your alma mater pride? Hanky Panky invites you to the Whiskey Rebel on Saturday to catch the games and celebrate the launch of their new Collegiate Collection—a line of thongs, boyshorts, and camis in 35 different school colors. To answer your inevitable questions: Yes the logos are emblazoned with crystals, and of course there will be beer pong. [RackedWire]

UPPER WEST SIDE—And on Sunday, Shaquille O'Neal will engage in a conversation about healthy eating with two vegetable puppets at Century21. [RackedWire]