Watch September's Vogue Crush Some Goldfish Crackers

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September's Vogue is 758 pages long. You know what else is roughly 758 pages long? Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. To help us all fully understand the massive size of this beast on a visceral level, Racked National took it out into the hallway and dropped it on a series of crushable items. After the jump, please enjoy a brief video in which Vogue destroys some goldfish crackers.

· VIDEO: We Smash Things With Vogue's Heffer of a September Issue [Racked National]