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Suri's Burn Book, the Tumblr that isn't creepy like the other Suri Cruise–dedicated blogs, is a collection of imagined quips at celebrity children. Its tagline begins, "Just because you don't have a Ferragamo handbag doesn't mean you can behave like a child," and goes on to take jabs at the children of Denise Richards, Melissa Joan Hart, and the Jolie brat pack. One of which goes: "I understand the urge to act out when you have five siblings fighting for your mother's attention, especially when it's obvious she'd rather be focusing on ruining other people's marriages and shopping for things that are black." [Suri's Burn Book]