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Let us know if this sounds familiar. You just left your apartment, in some form of jean or jegging (or God forbid, now maybe a JorJegging) and all of a sudden, the question hits you: Am I really wearing pants? If this is becoming a part of your life, BuzzFeed whipped up a flowchart to help you through it. It starts off easy ("Do they have pockets?") and gets more specific ("Are the pockets painted on in gold glitter?") as you go. But really, if you have to ask, they're probably not pants. [BuzzFeed]