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Asks Page Six: "Which hot fashion designer—perhaps upset that he didn't get the call to design that dress—was spotted stumbling out of the Boom Boom Room, yelling, 'Kate Middleton is a vanilla whore!' on the eve of the royal wedding while his equally inebriated posse cackled?" Let's see: What designer is American (or at least in town right now), established enough to have been considered a contender for the royal wedding down, and rowdy enough to get wasted at the Boom Boom Room? Best guesses in the comments section, please. [Page Six]