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Here is an entertaining one-act play titled "Club Monaco Has Standards." We're reasonably certain that it is based on an actual conversation. Sample dialog: "Like just because he’s the Store Manager he’s the boss over me, and can just tell me what to do. I was just sharing an opinion, because that’s what I do, that’s who I am, that’s what I believe. Don’t blame me for being honest." [The Bespoken]