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How do you celebrate Valentine's Day when you're too counter-culture for roses and chocolates but not flush enough to buy your loved one a $220 Araks teddy or some locally-crafted alterna-jewelry? You turn to irony, of course. Meet the Shit Bitch Bear, designed by East Williamsburg-based Chad Silver of Love is Lame. It comes in two colors and costs either $12.99 or $23, depending on size. For maximum effect, toss it casually to your significant other over a candlelit dinner at White Castle.
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