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When Community star Donald Glover discovered that he was sitting next to Anna Wintour at the Band of Outsiders show, he panicked. "I love her. I think she’s great. But I was terrified," he told the Cut. He asked to be moved over one seat, so show organizers swapped him with Tavi—who he also found terrifying. To calm his nerves, he started to Tweet about the experience, eventually determining that he would have sex with Anna (if she asked) and imagining what she'd say in bed. Sample quote: "This sex is derivative of your fall-collection sex. Try something new, and don't be so afraid to bite things." [The Cut; @MrDonaldGlover]