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"Hey."
"What are you supposed to be?"
"Oh, I’m a Rubik’s cube grandma. You?"
"This isn't a costume. I just sell antique trash." - "I don’t care if they aren’t prescription. I like how they look."
- "This isn't a panda costume, I just spend all my time repurposing Etsy pillows."
- For Halloween this year, he decided to go as a gay lumberjack with a shoebox for a hat, or as he liked to call it, "Tuesday."
- "Nah, I'm just in a band."
- "The only difference between this and what I normally wear is that today I'm wearing pants."