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The Zoolander sequel isn't going to hit theaters for a few more years, but the world's most ridiculously good-looking male model came out of retirement to help out his friend Stefon on Weekend Update this past Saturday night. After the jump, watch him reveal his new look and promote a Halloween party benefiting his new non-profit, The Derek Zoolander Foundation for Fat Kids Who Are Fat but Not in a Cute Way Like that Fat Kid on "Modern Family." He also found time to defend his old friend John Galliano: "We've all accidentally praised Rudolph Hitler on TV, OK?"