Skinny Jeans

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Age is nothing but a number, and apparently, so is your waistline. After an Esquire writer had an inkling that something was fishy with the size of pants he tried on, he took a measuring tape to the waistline of some popular men's brands, and the results are astounding. Though "vanity sizing" isn't exactly a new practice, most of the 36" pants he looked at were actually around three inches bigger than the size on the tags. The (literally) largest culprit? Old Navy, whose pants are five inches larger than listed. There's one way to eat delicious cake for dinner every night and trick yourself into thinking you'll never gain a pound. [Esquire]