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Here's the first two sentences of a press release we received this afternoon. Do note the creative spelling of Ramona Singer's first name, as well as the bold refusal to be held hostage to the strictures of basic punctuation. "Real Housewives of New York City Star Romona Singer will be debuting her new jewelery line and hosting the Nation's first cosmetic fashion show. The extreme makeover patients of a cosmetic surgeons wearing the worlds tops designers will boldly flaunt their new bodies at a cosmetic surgery fashion show and expo on Thursday April 22 2010 at 7pm Bethpage State Park-Carlyle on the Green on 99 Quaker Meeting Rd. Farmingdale , Long Island NY." Quaker Meeting Road! Somewhere William Penn is rolling in his grave. [Racked Inbox]