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The Hipster Grifter takes on American Apparel's Best Bottom contest in her latest Animal New York column. She doesn't make a lot of sense, but she does tack on this ending: "P.S.- Yo, Dov! I want to be the next ad disaster. I'll even let you shoot it on my deep-vee-less bosom. Get at me." [ANY; Previously]