Matchmaker, Matchmaker

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Women of New York, The Millionaire Matchmaker says you do not dress slutty enough. That's right, in a programming decision that makes about as much sense as Project Runway's season in Los Angeles, Patti Stanger will be filming season four of her Bravo show here in New York. How will she help New Yorkers find love? Well, basically we all need to put on stripper clothes and go to New Jersey. "Guys in Jersey buy fucking $4 million houses!" she told two reporters from Vulture before reaching out and undoing the buttons on one of their shirts. "Honey, no one is going to pick you with your button-up shirt and your tank top." For anyone still interested, dust off that old Hervé Léger, because casting starts next week. [Vulture]