Oh No, Naked People!

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Concerned parents have been complaining to the FCC about the overly revealing clothes celebrities were wearing to The Grammys. It's apparently all Lady Gaga's fault, because you could see her "mostly bare behind, and frontal crotch area," but Beyoncé and Pink were also too hot for prime time. Parents also complained about commercials that were inappropriate for children to see, like those for "feminine products." Meanwhile, the spacey Armani Lady Gaga wore to the show continues to stop small children and tourist traffic along Fifth Avenue. [Coco Perez, previously]