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Simon's Big Plan

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"The shows this season were full of teen/tween bloggers," Simon Doonan said. ""I feel like they are trying to nudge me out of my front-row seat." But he has a plan! "Since they are all about my height, I am going to impersonate one of them. I am going to wear a doily on my head (Tavi!) and tell everyone I am a teen blogger. If they ask why I am so wrinkled, I will tell them that I have progeria." We don't see how that could fail. [GQ]