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What happens when a wayward rodent streaks the locker room at the Reebok Sports Club on Columbus Avenue? Total chaos. Page Six reports half-dressed men leaping on top of a bench and "screaming like babies" at the site of the creature. A witness thinks it was a rat, but club management says it was a mouse. Sadly, while Page Six points out that the gym's famous members include A-Rod and Goldman Sachs chief Lloyd Blankfein, it does not inform us whether either of them were among the squealing bench-jumpers. [Page Six]