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The always-hilarious White Lightning has identified and photographed the most deranged piece of jewelry in all Manhattan. It's a bank robber, complete with ski mask and machine gun, rendered entirely in rhinestones. If you wear it at the same time as yesterday's Christmas sweater, it'll look like the bank robber and Santa are hanging out on your midsection! [White Lightning]