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Ladies and gentleman, the poll for the Brüno contest is now closed. The winner, with 20.9% of the vote, was Mark Twain's "Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society," which, as one commenter noted, was the most Brüno-ish of the bunch. Thanks for playing, everyone. [Previously]