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Now that Bristol Palin ex Levi Johnston has a family to think about, he's had to take time out of his busy target shooting schedule to earn child support money. Naturally, he's decided to try his luck in Hollywood, and since work boots and camo don't exactly scream "next big reality TV star", Johnston's bodyguard, Tank Jones, has taken on the role of style consultant.