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This is not from an Onion article: Project Runway contestant Kenley Collins "was arrested today after assaulting her fiance with their cat." " According to law enforcement sources, an enraged Collins woke [her fiance] up just after 7 a.m. by hurling their cat in his face. Then she threw her laptop, and as he fell crawled on the floor, slammed a door on his head. She threw three apples, and doused him with water, before he was able to dial 911." Also: her fiance's name is Zac Penley, so if they get over this whole cat-throwing incident and get married, her name will be Kenley Penley. [NYP]