Look Out For School Girls

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This morning we ran into a pack of costumed schoolgirls running up and down Madison Avenue. At first we thought they were some kind of caffeinated, costumed fash-mob heading for Barneys, but then they started passing out fliers and shouting, "Save St. Trinian's!" with British accents, and we realized they were promoting the new St. Trinian's movie that features Gemma Arterton looking more like Mrs. White from Clue than we thought was possible and model Lily Cole inexplicably playing a frumpy geek. [Save St. Trinian's]