Celeb Fashion Brand Apocalypse

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Prepare yourself for the arrival of Dina Lohan's own shoe line, named nothing other than the horrible "Shoe-Han." "LoveMyShoes.com hopes to have Dina’s shoes available world-wide from coast to coast by Mother’s Day. She will be appearing as a shoe fashionista later this on month on television and radio commercials." And here we thought that celeb-designed lines were going to be some of the casualties of the recession. These must be the end times, people. [HecklerSpray]