Cheer Up, Emo Kids

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Finally, three-year-olds have a way to sartorially express their deep sense of joyless gloom thanks to BabyNoir, purveyor of goth baby clothes. It's about time someone recognized the existential anguish inherent to the kindergarten condition. But if your parents raise you wearing all black, what on earth are little Bella and Edward to do when they become genuinely angsty teens? These kids are totally going have to rebel by wearing pastel cashmere twinsets. [Daily Intel]