Weboo Shoes Out-Crazies Crocs

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We love kids' clothes, because every once in awhile you find something completely, bewilderingly insane, like these Weboo Shoes, which saw Croc's molded-rubber construction and raised it some hand-painted monster faces. These things even have names: The pink pony shoes are called "Sparkles," and now we're wondering if that means they're two ponies both named Sparkles. Sandals are $35 and shoes are $45. If you can't tell them apart, the sandals are the ones with the Croc-like strap around the heel, and the shoes are the ones with the ankle drawstring and the fake sock inside. We love these because they're wrong on so many levels that they're almost right, and kids get a free pass on all things fashion. But if they ever make these in adult sizes they're dead to us.
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