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If you're really bored and actively searching for a time waster this sunny Friday afternoon, go ahead and enjoy this entire 7 1/2 minute clip from a recent episode of Comedy Central's The Colbert Report. If you just want a quick distraction, though, click ahead to the 5:45 minute mark—that's when Stephen Colbert highlights the "number 1 threat" in America: iPhones. Why? Because they have a kill switch, and that means they can kill you. Enjoy.
· ThreatDown - Killer iPhones [Hulu]