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Sure, everyone's excited about Barneys, but let's not lose sight of what's really important: The poor souls still waiting in line for iPhones. Waits in Midtown and MePa today are an hour each. As for Soho, a surprised-sounding genius told us, "There's actually only a couple of people in line right now."