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Ikea Red Hook Grand Opening: We're In!

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9:27am: With the rest of the press (and various hangers-on), we push through the entrance to find—er, more thunderstix! It's like a Nets game, only yellower!

9:42am: What's that you say? A coupon for a complimentary Ikea hot dog? Don't mind if we do.

9:55am: The line to get in is currently 10 minutes long—and growing.

10:15am: We hold in our hand a complimentary Ikea hot dog. Yahtzee.