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It's time again for Shopping The Personals, a recurring Racked feature wherein we comb through the retail-based Missed Connections listings on Craigslist.
Though it always seems like couples' hour when we visit Bed Bath & Beyond, the home furnishings chain is apparently a hotspot for singles. Well, "hotspot" is overselling it, but there are a few BB&B patrons out there shopping for more than window treatments and Yankee candles:
1) Midtown East: "We were both shopping this afternoon. Looks like you might have been setting up an apartment. You: Tall, Dark and VERY handsome. Me: same. You were wearing a green sweater. If you see this give me a sign that you know it was me. We first made eye contact in the sheet department. Then several times elsewhere in the store. You seemed interested. I was too. We both seemed so discreet that we didn't connect or exchange numbers. You left Beth, Bath & Beyond and walked across 59th St to Home Depot. That's where we parted company. Let me know if you are interested. I am and have been very horned up since running in to you." [Listing]
2) Upper West Side: "you were on 1 train..reading new yorker..gucci shades..brown boots with buckles..brown bag...dark jeans..black sweater...we both went to bed bath beyond..were looking at picture frames...lingering...i tried to find you..you never smiled...pretty dirty blonde hair....lets get together..i took a pic of you on the train.......you disappeared with your cart....anyone please help..your name isnt Allie is it?" Listing]