Someone Make it Stop

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"Avril Lavigne is designing a label for Kohl's. We are opposed to this, but kind of not because even though I find Avril to be obnoxious and kind of wrong, I'm still oddly fond of her. But let's leave that between my hypothetical therapist and myself. Some details: launches in July just in time for back-to-school (OMG!) and it will be called Abbey Dawn (like, dude!) It's all kind of a sign of the upcoming apocalypse, no?" [No Good For Me]