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[Left, the Kiosk sign; right, the sign outside Urban Outfitters]
On October 30, two hooligans stole the neon sign outside Kiosk, the Soho store/gallery. Kiosk posted a video of the theft on their blog with the note, "Hope they get fried mounting it in their masturbation booth. Laserlosers."
Yesterday, the Kiosk crew came across a picture of what looked like their missing sign on Racked LA, where it was illuminating a new Urban Outfitters. Kiosk's response, titled "Urban Outfitters you suck cock and more," should go down as a great moment in store blog history:
Sometimes I thank God we have no board or investors behind us as I can truly say what I want at any time. Wow, we thought our sign that was stolen was ripped off to be hung in some masturbation booth in Queens but then we saw it actually reappeared at Urban Outfitters' new LA outpost! Spank me! Mystery Solved! Now that we know where our sign is please send it back! Brilliant guys, can you think of a new one. You could have at least sent us a check! Sorry to all the nice UO customers we have, no offense, unless you are the dickweed who ripped us off.· Neon Evangelion [Kiosk]
· Urban Outfitters you suck cock and more [Kiosk]
· Urban Outfitters's Space 15 Twenty Shopping Center [Racked LA]