Rogan Sign Watch: How YOU Doin'?

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We love the sign outside the Rogan store on Bowery and Bond. We love its crypic wisdom. We love that it changes constantly. We love its weird little "r"s. As such, we're going to follow it. Obsessively.

When we stopped by Rogan to visit our favorite oracle today, the sign seemed particularly friendly. "You are pleasing to the eye and deserve to be warm," it said. "Step up to your reward." Pleasing to the eye! We were flattered at first, but then we realized it probably uses that line on all the girls.
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